This one will make a lot more sense to those who work in a facility similar to where I work. I'm in the politically correct helping professions.
A Christmas staff meeting!
Oh, “winter,” I mean
The word ‘Christmas’ has become
Politically obscene
Perhaps just ‘holiday’
That covers it all-
Hanukkah and Kwanza
And that red clothed, bearded man
Shaped like a ball
So much food!
So much fun!
It seems to be missing something…
Oh! Seclusion and restraint
Has a holiday ring!
Here’s the scenario:
It’s a right jolly old elf
He keeps threatening staff
In spite of himself
Then placing a finger
To the side of his nose
Here comes the staff
With restraints to impose!
On counselor! On cook!
Come get your licks in!
On administrator and nurse!
Bring the Prolixen!
Seclude him in the bathroom,
He’s trapped in the stall!
Now dash away, dash away,
Dash away all!
And the lawyers exclaimed
As we dashed out of sight,
“time to shred papers,in the dark of the night!”
Oh, “winter,” I mean
The word ‘Christmas’ has become
Politically obscene
Perhaps just ‘holiday’
That covers it all-
Hanukkah and Kwanza
And that red clothed, bearded man
Shaped like a ball
So much food!
So much fun!
It seems to be missing something…
Oh! Seclusion and restraint
Has a holiday ring!
Here’s the scenario:
It’s a right jolly old elf
He keeps threatening staff
In spite of himself
Then placing a finger
To the side of his nose
Here comes the staff
With restraints to impose!
On counselor! On cook!
Come get your licks in!
On administrator and nurse!
Bring the Prolixen!
Seclude him in the bathroom,
He’s trapped in the stall!
Now dash away, dash away,
Dash away all!
And the lawyers exclaimed
As we dashed out of sight,
“time to shred papers,in the dark of the night!”
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